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Confucius Was Right: Trade Wars Shake Markets in 48 Hours
Confucius nailed it:
“If profit guides your actions, there will be no end of resentment.”
This week, his 2,500-year-old mic drop hung over Wall Street like a ticking time bomb.
Markets didn’t just wobble they spun out, swinging wildly between euphoria and panic.
But this wasn’t just another stock market soap opera.
It was a global shockwave. Avocado farmers felt it.
Diabetic patients felt it. When greed runs the show, the fallout hits everyone. Hard.
warns about High Grocery Prices because of 25% Tariff on Mexico Imports, centering on Avocado prices.
I DON’T CARE! I don’t eat Avocados.— TheRoadGlideRider (@DRoadGlideRider)
11:43 PM • Mar 5, 2025
March 5: The Mirage of Relief
At 10:32 a.m. ET, President Trump dropped the tweet that lit the fuse:
“Big progress with Canada/Mexico! Auto tariffs paused 30 days. USMCA works!”
If you think it was just vehicles, think twice.
🚨 Canada gets a 30-day tariff pause.
Liquor stores across the country scrambling to restock U.S. booze. 🍾🥃
What an absolute circus this has been. 🤡🇨🇦
— Marc Nixon (@MarcNixon24)
9:58 PM • Feb 3, 2025
The Dow Jones Industrial Average ripped upward like a SpaceX rocket, surging 486 points (+1.14%) to close at 43,006.59 erasing two days of losses.
The S&P 500 and Nasdaq followed, rising 1.1% and 1.5% respectively.
Detroit’s giants roared back:
General Motors (GM): +7.2% ($48.48/share)
Ford (F): +5.8%
Stellantis (STLA): +9.3% (unverified in real-time data)
“This breather lets us reroute parts through USMCA lanes,”
said GM’s CFO, though insiders whispered about $3,500-$12,000 per vehicle cost hikes if tariffs return.
[Tariff update] After talks with GM, Ford, and Stellantis, President Trump grants a 1-month exemption for USMCA imports. Big Three automakers avoid economic disadvantage. But watch out: broader tariffs still set to hit on April 2. #Tariffs#USMCA#AutoIndustry#IMG
— IM Global (@IMGloballlc)
3:27 AM • Mar 6, 2025
But beneath the rally, anxiety festered.
The 10-Year Treasury yield spiked to 4.28%, bond traders betting on long-term pain.
Money market funds swelled to $6.9 trillion, a record cash hoard.
“Optimism’s a fickle beast,” muttered one hedge fund manager, eyeing the clock.
March 6: The Reckoning
By dawn, the rally lay in ruins. Nasdaq futures slid 1% as two tech titans imploded:
Marvell Technology (MRVL): -17% pre-market after AI chip forecasts disappointed.
MongoDB (MDB): -16% as cloud growth slowed to 20% its weakest since 2022.
Even Bitcoin cratered to $82,335, dragging Coinbase (COIN) down 8%.
“No asset’s safe when tariffs rewrite rules,” said a crypto trader, nursing losses.
Only cybersecurity firm Zscaler (ZS) defied gravity (+5%), its CEO warning:
“Chaos is cybercrime’s R&D budget.”
Tesla (TSLA) somehow rose 2% despite Elon Musk’s tweet said:
“Trump’s tariff policies will cause ‘hardship’ for the middle class, but then says that it’s “necessary.”
Necessary for the rich and wealthy
Elon Musk says that Trump’s tariff policies will cause “hardship” for the middle class, but then says that it’s “necessary.”
— @onoso.bsky.social (@dotNoso)
11:49 PM • Mar 5, 2025
Global Retaliation: Chess Moves and Checkmates
While Wall Street reeled, Beijing and Ottawa launched counterstrikes:
China’s Surgical Strike
15% tariffs on U.S. chicken, wheat, corn (effective March 10).
Soybean export permits suspended for three U.S. firms.
WTO complaint filed against U.S. tariffs.
“Let diabetic farmers explain your failures,” a Chinese negotiator taunted, referencing stalled insulin approvals.
Iowa soybean prices dropped 5% as Beijing pivoted to Brazil’s record harvest.
Canada’s Bourbon Battle
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau slapped 25% tariffs on $155B of U.S. goods.
EVs, Kentucky bourbon, and more.
“Taxing allies to please Putin?” he scoffed, canceling a $68M Starlink contract to spite Musk.
Uranium export halts remain unconfirmed, but the threat rattled energy markets.
The Fed’s Impossible Calculus

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As trade wars raged, the Federal Reserve faced a liquidity crisis:
Reverse repo balances: Fell to $6.08T (unverified), signaling tightening cash flow.
Commercial paper rates: Hit 4.35%, a 15-year high for corporate borrowing.
“We’re draining reserves into a hurricane,” admitted a Fed insider.
Yet Chair Powell held firm: “Rates stay higher until inflation bleeds out.”
The squeeze hit Main Street:
Sysco rerouted coffee imports through Honduras.
Ford begged suppliers for 6-month fixes in 30 days.
Iowa farmers faced ruin as China abandoned U.S. soybeans.
History’s Ghost and the Kingdom of Cash
By Thursday’s close, goldman Sachs had slashed its S&P 500 target to 5,800 (unverified), while money market assets swelled to $6.9T.
“Cash is king… until the kingdom burns,”
mused a Wall Street veteran, eyeing the VIX fear gauge at 21.93.
The ghost of 1930s Smoot-Hawley tariffs loomed a reminder that trade wars hurt most those they claim to protect.
In Michoacán, avocado farmers burned rejected crates.

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In Detroit, autoworkers clocked out early, unsure if their plant would survive April’s tariff deadline.
Markets now hold their breath for March 10’s Chinese tariffs and April’s auto reckoning.
One truth hangs in the air, louder than Confucius.
In trade wars, there are no winners only survivors. And the clock is ticking.
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